
Ahh, forever we haff waited, but now fortune smiles upon zee coming of night once more! Brooklyn's premiere evening at zee discotheque has finally returned, for eet ees a must that we stake claim on zee strangely agreeable darkness of winter.
Forget theese dull days that haff you sinking so low! Come now and do not dally! Join together with zee masterful selectors Scallywag, K!O, and Gaby De La Juentes, and delight at sounds of footsteps een motion!
Disco, New Wave, Synth-Pop; all zee underground sounds off tomorrow! You will see, there ees a feeling all around us of a movement so grand! Join our festive as we move fearlessly towards zee dawn!
New Wave || Disco || Synthpop || Industrial || Post Punk || Electrofunk || Prog
I can guarantee you that by the conclusion of tonight's insanely ill party which we have appropriately titled Gros Fête (aka FAT F**KING PARTY en francais bien sur), you will have gross feet, because if you're not moving then we're doing something wrong.

BEFORE
AFTER
LISTEN TO NIKE
At Gros Fête you can dance, you can bump, you can grind, you can drink, and you can even go home with some party favors like my hood rich handbags. Democracy at it's finest. This is some shit you DON'T wanna miss. Like the bag says, JU$T DO IT.

Thursday, January 21st, Theory Events celebrates the brilliance in our midst with Gros Fête, a multimedia wet dream featuring DJ Ayres (The Rub) on the decks, a gallery exhibition showcasing up-and-coming local artists and a 360° immersive video installation by the Glass Bead Collective.
This free event at Gallery Bar is hosted by MC Ryan-O'Neil with performances by DJ Ayres and Theory residents 100dBs, It's Overture and DJ Scallywag. Mixed media art show includes works by Lauren Bahr, Lindsay Bourget and Math-You Namie. Doors at 6 PM. Music at 7 PM. Gallery Bar: 120 Orchard Street at Delancey. No cover! 21+
DETAILS:
MUSIC:
DJ Ayres (The Rub)
As the founder of The Rub, DJ Ayres set the gold standard for NYC nightlife with his acclaimed long-running Brooklyn monthly party and radio shows. Internationally recognized for his massive mix CD output, DJ Ayres has toured the globe with the likes of Ghostface Killah, Public Enemy, Diplo, Santogold, Spank Rock, LCD Soundsystem and Justice. He runs the T&A label with Tittsworth while continuing to churn out a host of remixes and collaborations.
...along with Theory resident DJs:
...with your MC for the evening:
Ryan-O'Neil (Drum Attix/Free Ice Cream)
FEATURED ARTISTS:
Math-You Namie www.mathyounamie.com
Layering the simple, thick lines of classic comic book illustrations over boldly-patterned fabrics, Math-You Namie creates delightfully pop portraiture.
Lindsay Bourget www.lindsaybourget.com
Evoking fragmented and dreamlike imagery, print-maker Lindsay Bourget incorporates woodland animals, typographic symbols, ornate borders and tango sheet-music in her mixed-media works.
Lauren Bahr www.laurenbahr.com
Combining elemental shapes with a warm palette of flesh and jewel tones, Lauren Bahr's kaleidoscopic 'triangulations' celebrate the crystalline geometry of shattered forms.
...along with a 360° immersive video installation from The Glass Bead Collective:
Armed with high-power projectors, the A/V agitators of the Glass Bead Collective tackle contemporary issues by altering physical spaces. Their multidisciplinary works include 'guerrilla art projections' at Ground Zero, several documentary films and numerous site-specific video/sound installations. For Gros Fête, they will explore 'simplified realities' by transforming the Gallery Bar into a 360° immersive art installation.
We will also have a 0% commission merchandise table featuring wares from local artists, and expect prizes and giveaways throughout the night!

Goddamn, that man could sing. This is EASILY one of my favorite songs of all time - any era, any genre. The Thelma Houston version was a bigger hit apparently, but the Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes version is just untouchable: so huge and uplifting, yet filled with heartbreak.
Rest easy, Teddy, and thank you for the music.
BONUS: Extended Tom Moulton version + killer edit of "The Love I Lost" . Do the world a favor and play one of these at the end of the night this weekend.
Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes - Don't Leave Me This Way (Tom Moulton Mix)
Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes - The Love I Lost (DJ Asparagus Copycat Re-Edit)
It's nice to be remembered. Two and a half years after we released The Adventures of The One Hand Bandit and The Slum Computer Wizard, it's popped up on Kevin Nottingham's list of the top 50 hip hop albums of the past decade.

It's been a long time since then. Rest assured, Ryan and I have been slowly but surely working on a follow-up LP. We are taking our time because we don't release trash. If you're really jonesing for some new material, peep Ryan's Hyphenated & Apostrophed EP, to which I contributed two tracks. It was also featured on Kevin's top 10 EPs of 2009. Drum Attix crew making moves!
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